Best Jokes

I opened my electric bill at the same time I opened my water bill.

Needless to say, I was shocked.

Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?

(I feel like I've forgotten this before…)

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine, who is not so bright. He asked if I knew what the buzzing was for?

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Without missing a beat, he responded, "What are blind people doing driving?"