Best Jokes

How do musicians pay their debts?

With quarter notes.

The body of any organization has four bones:

1. Wish bones, who spend all their time wishing someone else will do all the work.

2. Jaw Bones, who do all the talking and very little else.

3. Knuckle Bones, who knock everything that everybody else tries to do.

4. Back Bones, who get under the load and do all the work.

After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"

This gene pool we have now needs a new life guard!