"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy got charged with a crime?"
"No way! What are the charges?"
"Intent with a breadly weapon!"
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Gesundheit!
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.
Yo momma is so big...
She is so big that she jumped and got stuck!