Best Jokes

A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement.

Dog: "I saw you out there."

Me: "What?"

Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog."

Me: "I was just..."

Dog: (crying) "Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!"

You ever wonder, what happened to the first 6 “Ups”?

What food does Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers refuse to eat during the NBA Playoffs?

Indian Food... he hates Curry.

I'm changing my name to "Everyday"...

Because that's what the people I owe money to call me.