Best Jokes

Monday morning a man bumped into the priest, “Good morning Father, you should know, I was by your sermon yesterday, and I couldn't fall asleep last night!"

“Why what was it that I said?" asked the priest.

“Oh no, I wasn't listening to what you said, I slept the whole way through."

A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime.

I just have one, and that's to forget the 50 that I did!!!

Why did the Walkers not bite Glen in the Coffee Shop?

The Zombies were busy taking a selfie.

The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed, "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."