One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year.
"Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" another friend suggested.
"I thought of that," he replied. "But my keyboard doesn't have Roman numerals on it."
What do you call a game system with a tic tac stuck in it?
Mint Condition!
My husband, who thinks he is always right, had just got home wearing his new orthopedic shoes when he uttered words I never expected to hear...
"I STAND CORRECTED!"
My MTI (Military Training Instructor) once told me that I was outstanding...
I thanked him...
He then said that I was out standing in the sun too long and it affected my brain.