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Favorite this joke A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.
He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".
A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.
When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too.
Upon arrival at the Sears parts counter, he said he needed a belt, knob, hinge, and a crescent-shaped wire he'd found inside the dryer. He didn't know where it belonged, but he confidently assured the clerk that he could figure it out once he got into the job.
"I have the other parts," the clerk said, "but for the wire you have to go to Lingerie. This is an underwire from your wife's bra."
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: There was an old man that lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: Were you helping him search for it? How nice of you.
Little Johnny: Actually I was sitting on it, waiting for him to give up searching and leave.
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