"Evidently, my pain pills are not working."
"Why do you say that?"
"Well, you're still here."
Why are there never any "Good" side effects on medicines?
For once, I'd like to read a label on a medicine bottle that says, "May Cause Extreme Sexiness!!!"
Today's session of The CONGRESS OF HYPOCHONDRIA has been cancelled...
Due to illness.
2019: Live, Laugh, Love...
2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...