Why is an island like the letter T?
They're both in the middle of water!
Why don't magnets fall in love?
Because their prospective mates are polar opposites.
On the eve of our 50th Anniversary I quietly confided to my husband that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”
I am a 65 year old volunteer teacher's assistant at my church's daycare. On the end of the second week of the start of school, one nice 5 year old girl that I noticed was observing me for days finally approached me and said:
"I know how old you are! You are 30 years old."
With shock and surprise in my voice, I said, "Oh my goodness, my grand daughter just turned 30!"
The 5 year old then said, "Wow, that is something! You and your grand daughter are the same age!"