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Why is an island like the letter T?

They're both in the middle of water!

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posted by "Steve Froggatte" |
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Why don't magnets fall in love?

Because their prospective mates are polar opposites.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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On the eve of our 50th Anniversary I quietly confided to my husband that I was having an affair.

He turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I am a 65 year old volunteer teacher's assistant at my church's daycare. On the end of the second week of the start of school, one nice 5 year old girl that I noticed was observing me for days finally approached me and said:

"I know how old you are! You are 30 years old."

With shock and surprise in my voice, I said, "Oh my goodness, my grand daughter just turned 30!"

The 5 year old then said, "Wow, that is something! You and your grand daughter are the same age!"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |