Best Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left one?

Something smells between us!

I tried to catch some fog...

I mist!

A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living room.

"Do you know how big the room is?" my father asked her.

"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide... and I wear a size 8."