What does a dog say before dinner?
BONE APPETITE!
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
"Everyone at work told me to stop making jokes about puns."
"Why is that?"
"Because none of them were punny!"
"Stop. Just stop now."
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.