This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.
So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.
He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"
"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar-ships.
My friend felt she needed to go to the dentist since her front tooth was chipped.
I asked her if it bothered her having it chipped like that?
She replied, “I am only concerned when I smile.”
I said, "Well in that case, there really is no need to go.”
Sign in a gas station:
'Coke -- $0.49 or Two for a Dollar!'