Best Jokes

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”

“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.

“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”

“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...

...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

Which member of the surgical team falls asleep during an operation?

The Anaesthetist of course.

What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?

One wheel!