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I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

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posted by "merk" |
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Need Some Drama in your life?

Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream, "Don’t Marry I Still Love You!" and then watch the reactions.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Envy" |
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After my 91-year-old mother finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, “There, now you look ten years younger!”

My mother, un­impressed, replied, “Who wants to look 81 years old?”

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "aaron" |
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When the father found out his boy was not doing well in school, he told the teacher how bright his boy is.

She asked how can you say he is bright when he is doing do badly in school.

He replied, "Of course he's bright, he is my little son!"

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posted by "Glen Rae" |