Best Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

My doctor said he's been practicing medicine for 30 years...

What I want to know is when will he start doing it for real?

(Grandpa) Kids these days don't know history or politics.
(Grandson) I do grandpa, I know history and politics.
(Grandpa) OK then, who is Mitt Romney?
(Grandson) He was a tank commander in WWII, right?

A magician opened his act by making an egg disappear. A heckler in the front row yells out, “That’s nothing, my ex wife made the house disappear!”