Best Jokes

The more I study,
The more I know.

The more I know,
The more I forget.

The more I forget,
The less I know.

So why study?

Husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?”

The husband said, “No sweetie.”

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”

So the man said, “Okay, I would.”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”

And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”

I have finally made it to those wonder years you hear about while growing up.

I wonder where my glasses are...

I wonder where my car is parked...

I wonder where my cell phone is...

I wonder where my sunglasses are...

I wonder...

"Hey Alexa, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product I can afford to buy...."

Alexa: "Apple Juice."