Several fonts walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type here!”
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift...
But I couldn't find a manual.
What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?
“Happy Gnu Year!”
A horse walks into a bar...
... the trainer says, "Next time, jump!"