All generalizations are false...
Including this one.
"What would you like for your birthday?"
"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"
"Great, I'll get you nothing then."
Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"
The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"
Bill replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for!"
The dumb girl drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read, "1 Hour Only,"
She wanted two hours to shop, so she parked across two spaces.