What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?
Their A-B-Seas.
Where do vehicles go during the summer?
To the carpool!
A husband comes in from the garage. His wife asks, "What's wrong?"
He replies, "I lost something. I thought I had put it somewhere safe in the garage."
"How many safe places are there in the garage?" she asks.
"Clearly one more than I can remember."
Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"
Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."