I was a flat-earther for 4 years...
Then I turned 5.
So, it's me and an x-ray tech who's around 30 years younger than me.
Me: I'm going to see The Eagles tonight.
Tech: Who?
Me: The Eagles. The 70s rock band.
Tech: That's cool. Which casino they playing at?
My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.
He was the fastest boy at my school.