A 9 year old girl has disappeared...
She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.
Madonna is lashing back at people who commented about her appearance on the Grammys.
At least I think it's Madonna.
I'm at my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at the coffin...
"Who's thinking outside the box now, Gary?"
The Marx Bros seldom spoke of their embarrassing cousin...
Skid Marx.