Latest Jokes

Please, always be alert and watch out for the people around you.

Yesterday, when I was on a sidewalk making my way home, a man came to me and drew scissors.

I was panicked so I immediately responded with a rock.

Imagine if I was not alert, I might have accidentally answered with paper and lost the game.

So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass the salt!

I was stunned last night when my wife told me I was too wrapped up in myself....

When did I get a wife?

What is Experience?

The name people give to their mistakes.