Latest Jokes

I got a job in a workout center, but they quickly let me go...

They said I wasn't fit for the job.

Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was.

Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

Johnny thought about that and then asked, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

Definition of a scale: Right-of-Weigh

A young boy was walking home after school when he saw a small puppy.

He picked it up & touched it. Then he touched it again. He touched it once again, touched and
touched and touched, and then he finished touching.

Like I said in the beginning, A Very Touching Story.