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My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with "PLZ".

I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.

I replied with, "No."

He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.

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If God had wanted me to touch my toes...

He would have put them on my knees!

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I wanted to tell you a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.

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Professor: And now, Mr. Jones, what do you know about French syntax?

Student: I didn't know they had to pay any.

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