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Tech Support: “All right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, right click on ‘My Computer’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
I do 10 sit-ups every morning...
It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button!
The sheep were standing around talking to each other and discussing life as usual when suddenly they hear a "mooooooooooo".
They look around and see only sheep. They carry on grazing as before. "Mooooo, moooooo, mmmooo!"
One sheep can hear it all too clearly next to him. He shuffles away a little from his friend, a worried look on his face and then asks, "George, why are you mooing? You’re a sheep. Sheep go 'baa!'"
His friend replies gladly, "I know, I thought I would learn a foreign language!"
Two clones were standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon, one of them cursing wildly.
The other one, tired of hearing all the profanity, pushed the cursing one into the Canyon.
The police were called and immediately arrested the survivor.
He was charged with “making an obscene clone fall.”
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