Latest Jokes

"You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, your Honor," he replied.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in twice!"

"Yes, your Honor," sighed the suspect. "I had to exchange it. My wife didn't like the color."

Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench when one said to the other man, "Are you comfortable?"

The other man replied, "I'm okay, I make a living."

At a restaurant...

Customer: "This steak is burnt black!"

Waiter: "Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday."

A man had just bought a parrot at an auction after some very spirited bidding.

"I suppose that bird talks?" he said to the auctioneer.

"Talks!" was the reply. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"