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Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
I was sharing with a friend my opinion that women should come with instructions.
She replied, "Why? It's not like men read the instructions anyway."
Text message from husband to his wife:
A very nice Highway Patrol officer asked me if I was drinking.
I jokingly replied, "That depends, are you buying?"
Tough crowd. Please send bail money.
A mime was arrested and put into an invisible cell at the police station.
They figured if he can't get out of an invisible box on a stage, an invisible prison cell would be twice as difficult.
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