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Favorite this joke Patient to psychiatrist: "I have this fear of being in tight, enclosed places."
Psychiatrist: "That's a very common disorder. Lots of people have the same problem."
Patient: "It's a little bit more complicated than that. I have an abnormal fear of being in an elevator with a bunch of department store Santa's."
Psychiatrist: "Take a couple of these pills and call me in the morning. You have an acute case of CLAUStrophopia."
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer.
"How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?"
I feel safe sharing secrets with my husband, as I know he will not share them with anyone.
How can I be so sure?
Because he never listens to me.
To make his class interesting, an English language teacher asked a grade 3 student to challenge him in an English test. The student wrote this word on the classroom board, SIDANDTED, and asked his teacher to explain its meaning.
The teacher looked at the word for some time and even searched for its meaning in the dictionary. After several minutes of his research, he gave up and asked his student to explain the meaning.
The student simply said, “They are my friends, Sid and Ted.”
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