If the human population held hands around the equator...
A significant portion of them would drown.
How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?
You measure its vealocity.
It's so cold here...
That the local flasher is running up to people describing himself!
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight. Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug asked, "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe."