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My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?

Joe: Sure!

Tom: How did it hold the rod?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight."

Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |