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Favorite this joke Dick: Great News! Teacher said we would have a test rain or shine.
Jane: What’s so great about that?
Dick: It’s snowing.
A horse had won a gallop role in a dozen TV Westerns in a single week. He neighed to a colt in the next stall, "All this churning of the midnight oil is wearing me down. I no longer know if I am coming or going."
"You can't continue this way," agreed the colt. "Why not consult your veterinarian? He'll probably prescribe complete rest."
"Not a chance," sighed the horse wearily. "He's also my agent."
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...
In which you fill in a form by filling it out...
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
I decided to make sure my wife had a smile on her face every morning...
Now I can’t keep sharpies in the house anymore.
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