The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...
The "No Bell" prize!
My wife and I had a disagreement and she said, "You always play devil's advocate!"
I said, "Well, not all the time."
During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone "to do the work of six men."
The lady replied: "That's a shame. I was looking for a full time job."