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Favorite this joke A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, ''Nobody move!''
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
"What are the chances of my recovering?" asked the bedridden man.
"One hundred percent," the physician reassured him. "Medical records show that nine out of ten die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. Others all died. Statistics are statistics. You'll be fine soon enough."
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, ''Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?''
''I don't know,'' responded the other.
''I'll ask him. ''So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. ''Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?''
''Intelligence,'' the boss said.
“What do you mean, 'intelligence'?''
The boss said, ''Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.''
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, ''That's intelligence!''
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, ''What did he say?''
''He said we are down here because of intelligence.''
''What's intelligence?'' said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, ''Take your shovel and hit my hand.''
A man is going from door to door. He stops at one house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door. The door-to-door salesman says, "Hello sir, today we're going door-to-door looking for those who might be interested in making a donation to the retirement home."
"Sure, that sounds great!" exclaims the man. "Grandma, grab your coat!"
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