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One Cup Every Morning
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I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...

The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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All Cleared Up
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My 5 year old: "Do trees poop?"

Me: "Of course they do, that’s how we get #2 pencils."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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That’s Better
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A judge in Louisville decided a jury went ''a little bit too far'' in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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In Strict Confidence
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"Did you tell her that what you said was in strict confidence?"

"No, I didn't want her to think it was important enough to repeat."

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CATEGORY Bar & Drinking Jokes
posted by "shirley Mc" |