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The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.

"Oh,dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"

"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

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posted by "HENNE" |

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other... the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids!"

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posted by "Chavez P" |

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Good news, the Lego store has reopened...

People are lined up for blocks!

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posted by "wadejagz" |

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Why do bees stay in their beehives all through the winter?

Swarm.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |