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Favorite this joke A nurseryman called a customer that had purchased and had decorated his Christmas tree for years, not knowing that he just had the worst of a financial deal.
Nurseryman: "Are you ready to order your Christmas tree and schedule delivery and decorating it for this year?"
Customer: Yes, I'm ready to schedule delivery but I am going to have my broker decorate it this year."
Nurseryman: "Why your broker?"
Customer: "Its the only thing he hasn't trimmed."
The speaker was genuinely enthusiastic about the virtues of temperance but his face made people doubt him.
Towards the close of his testimony he squared his shoulders, held his head tall, and said, "I have lived in this town all my life. in this town there are fifty-five public houses that sell liquor, and I am proud to say that I have never been in one of them!"
Then came a small voice from the back, "Which one is that?"
A small boy stood in front of the shoemaker’s store watching the man at work.
“What do you fix shoes with, Mister?” he asked.
“Hide,” replied the shoemaker.
“What?” asked the boy.
“I said hide,” replied the shoemaker impatiently.
“What for?” the boy asked.
“Hide! The cow’s outside,” the man said.
“I don’t care if it is, I’m not afraid of a cow,” the young boy replied.
Rita: Did your family move a lot when you were younger?
Greta: They did. But I always found them!
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