Latest Jokes

My MTI (Military Training Instructor) once told me that I was outstanding...

I thanked him...

He then said that I was out standing in the sun too long and it affected my brain.

Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"

A ill business owner was discussing with his lawyer a final draft of his last will and testament.

"Well," as he was discussing with his lawyer, "I want to put in a clause for my employees. To those that have worked for me for 20 years or longer I want to give and bequeath the amount of $50,000."

His Lawyer reminded him that he has not been in business 20 years. The business owner replied, "I know, but it's going to be great advertising!"