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"Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. "Where'd you pick 'em up?"
Richard beamed. "My wife got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Richard with a cheerful shrug. "I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom."
What's the difference between 16.5 feet and former New York Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez?
No difference at all, they're both "A Rod"!
Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!”
Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?”
Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters!
Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”
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