Latest Jokes

Jeff to son Jeffery: "Why don't you get your girlfriend a sun lamp?"

Jeffrey: "Why a sun lamp?"

Jeff: "Yes, I bought your mother one."

Jeffery: "She bakes herself with it?"

Jeff: "Yes. Yesterday she baked herself for six hours and now she is the toast of the town!"

"How is your Aunt Bobbie?" asked a family friend.

"She had her appendix taken out the other day," I informed her.

"Did they give her anything for it?"

"No," I answered, "it wasn't worth anything."

"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf."

"That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to prove it!"

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

4. You e-mail your colleague at the desk next to you to ask if they're ready to go to lunch.

5. You chat online regularly with a stranger from the U.S., but you haven't spoken to your next-door-neighbor yet this year.

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have an e-mail address.

7. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

8. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail rather than in person.

9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

10. When you make phone calls from home you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.