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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Doing Nothing
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Wife: Whatcha doing?

Me: Nothing.

Wife: You did that yesterday.

Me: I wasn't finished.

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CATEGORY Relationship Jokes
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Praying
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I don't pray to God... I send him a kneemail.

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes
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Travel Woes
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Me: "I wanna travel!"

My bank account: "Like... to the backyard, you mean?"

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Watching the Super Bowl
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What do you call 40 men in a bar watching the Super Bowl?

The New York Jets.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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