Who shouted,"Coming Are British The! Coming Are British The!"?

Paul Reverse.

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka.

What kind of lettuce did they serve with their salads on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

There was a fork in the road.