One day in Oz, Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion, and The Scarecrow were playing high stakes Texas Hold'Em Poker.

Everyone put in their ante except for Dorothy. The Tin Man asked her, "We all put in our ante except for you. Where's your ante?

Dorothy replied, "I thought I told you guys before. My auntie is in Kansas!"

They say spending too much on the internet is bad for you...

I wonder if there's a website to find out more information about it?

Teacher: If you had 4 balls in your left pocket and 6 balls in your right pocket, what would you have?

Little Johnny: Really big pockets!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

It had more cents.