Man one: Look at the lion tracks.
Man two: You can't fool me, lions don't run on tracks... trains run on tracks.
The dead batteries were given out... free of charge!
Guy goes and sees a psychiatrist.
Guy: I tend to over-exaggerate things.
Psychiatrist: How many times does this happen?
Guy: Over a bazillion times.
Did you know that in the Bible, baseball is the very first thing mentioned?
"In the big inning..."