Dan the Man 009 Profile

Image
 

Dan the Man 009

User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
0 votes

Two men walk into a bar. The first guy says he wants some H2O.

The second guy says he wants some H2O too.

The second guy died.

0 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
0 votes

I just saw an ad on the New York City subway that read...

“Learn to read and speak English. Call us now!"

0 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

I didn't mean to gain all this weight. It happened by snaccident.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
0 votes

How does one feel where there's no coffee?

Depresso!

0 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |