Two men are discussing their love lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."
The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
What is the difference between a politician and an actor?
An actor gets better scripts with more credible story-lines.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they were throwing them, they’d break.