The hardest part of making skimmed milk…
Is throwing the cows across the lake!
How far is it from the Earth to the Sun?
10 CVS receipts.
My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.
It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.
I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…