I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.
This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...
Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?
Hipsters hate rivers...
Too mainstream.
Why is Two Face one of the best villains?
Because he's not half bad!