A dog gave birth to puppies near the road... and was cited for littering.
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.
I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.
It was love at firs site.
My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.
I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.