Son: Dad do you believe in ghost?
Dad: No.
Son: Our maid said ghost exist.
Dad: We don't have maid.
Mom: Meet me out in the car right now.
Dad: Why?
Mom: We don't have son.
Dad: Wait.... I am not married..!!
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route around?
R2Detour.
Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."
What is a web developer's favourite tea?
URL Grey.