Past Winners

My ex-wife was on vacation in New Orleans and sent me a picture of one of the famous cemeteries with the graves above ground...

The caption read: "WISH YOU WERE HERE!"

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, "Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?"

"No, not a grapefruit."

"Is she shaped like an orange?"

"Um no, not an orange."

"Is she shaped like an egg?"

Man's face lights up, "Yes, that's it! Like a fried egg!"